tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-952870300347919282011-04-21T18:27:31.748-04:00conquering the internet one level at a timesamelahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17073204563376179667noreply@blogger.comBlogger101100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-95287030034791928.post-90982623356207015922008-08-21T01:31:00.001-04:002008-08-21T01:32:59.273-04:00

since mike myers is allegedly gay, elizabeth hurley is allegedly old, and heather graham is allegedly a has-been, tom brady is the new international man of mystery

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there are certain qualities that i require in men.broad even shouldersenjoy conversation (NO STRONG SILENT TYPES OR QUIET INTELLECTUALS. TALK, GODDAMMIT)Prefer "thin" to "fit"...prefer "curvy" to "thin"Dislike athletic/competitive girlsAppreciate ironyboxers*DEALBREAKERS:Gelled hairUse of word "bro" in serious mannerBro-ing out on a frequent basisBeing Broseidon, king of the broceanIgnorance of

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"I plan to win an Oscar""Jesus was persecuted, and I'm going to get persecuted"-Heidi Montag, our generation's Audrey Hepburn (in both acting ability and quote-ability)

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"A cold-water soak is an effective method to clean diamonds. Use six parts cold water to one part household ammonia, soak for 30 minutes, and drain on paper."-Martha Stewart

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add these kids to my list of musts:vincent d'onofriodanny masterson, or really just hyde from that 70s show, is truly my ideal manthe guy who writes wwtdd.com (seriously. funniest shit ever. especially about j love hewitt.)JOEL MCHALEcraig fergusonso if anyone has the ins, hook a sister up. thanks a milli

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ok. tom cruise was on oprah i know, but thanks to tivo i'm just now viewing. i'm sorry, did someone slip an elephant tranq into his strawberries 'n scientology smoothie? i would def rather see him somersaulting off of oprah's loveseat than this quiet monotonous freakbot.ps tom:sorry for calling suri an alien she looks much more like a Beatle.xoxo 

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i can NOT get enough of this. first 20-ish seconds it seems like a drag, but it's so worth the wait. i must meet the mastermind behind this video. i love this shit.speaking of people i need to meet, people i need to meet:robbigchelsea handlerthe guy dressed as a pirate in the freecreditreport.com commercialvince vaughnTHIS GUYthe gfy girlsron whiteshia labeoufhoward deanjonah hillnick

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oh my god i love googling thingsspeaking of god, thank you big man for the national geographic channel and its special on savants. this is a useful website for people like me, who love to read about healthy eating and the scary amount of calories you're really consuming, in the hopes that it will inspire you to stop eating such shit...it never does, but it's nice to pretend you're making an

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'patterning your life around other's opinions is nothing more than slavery. '(lawana blackwell the dowry of miss lydia clark)

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I can't keep track of the Internet in my head anymore, so I'm going to use this to do it for me. I guess I could have a Bookmark folder, but those stress me out.The name Sircus is lame as shit, so I should back it up:At 1 a.m. my creative juices can only think about pizza and mega mugs and the fact thatmy life is a three-ring circus and in addition my name starts with S and now circus does too

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