ok. tom cruise was on oprah i know, but thanks to tivo i'm just now viewing. i'm sorry, did someone slip an elephant tranq into his strawberries 'n scientology smoothie? i would def rather see him somersaulting off of oprah's loveseat than this quiet monotonous freakbot.

ps tom:

sorry for calling suri an alien 

she looks much more like a Beatle.

xoxo